10 Endangered Species That Look Absolutely Delicious

10. Two Toed Sloth

Sloths are among the world's laziest animals. They very rarely move. So let's apply the logic behind veal to the two toed sloth. If they don't move very much, than the meat must be super tender and delicious. Time to open up a sloth farm!

9. Zanzibar Suni

He looks like an adorable baby deer. Here are two things I like. 1) Venison and 2) Veal. The Zanzibar Suni is the perfect combo!

8. Killer Whale

The killer whale is the black and white cookie of the sea. With that delicious chocolate and vanilla color pattern, you have to imagine that the meat is as sweet as can be. Plus, this guy eats shrimp all the time. If you are what you eat, I find it hard to leave him off of this list.

7. California Condor

I am just going to come out and say it. His neck looks delicious. It is like it is already a fine chicken cutlet. It is just waiting to be thrown on the grill. Plus, I'm a fan of buffalo wings. Those two things could keep your Super Bowl party hopping long after the game has gotten out of hand. Then there are the breasts. So much can be done with a fine poultry breast, and the California condor has plenty to go around.

6. Bald Ukari

I grew up on the gulf coats, so I see this little guy and immediately think crayfish. If we weren't meant to suck the meat from his head, than why is there nothing to protect it?

5. Dolphin

This one doesn't take a whole lot of explanation. People say Dolphins are one of the smartest animals on Earth. Really? Then why do they keep swimming into tuna nets? I know I am supposed to want to protect the little guys, but it seems to me that if they keep swimming into the nets, then they are meant to be eaten!

4. Shark Bay Mouse

The idea of eating a mouse may sound gross, but look at this little guy! It's like the Lord designed him to be part of a shishkabob. Just picture him between peppers and onions. Is your mouth watering yet? Mine is. Plus, less mass means more edible meat. If you're worried about the amount of poop in there, think of him like a shrimp. You have to clean it properly or the meat tastes funny.

3. Giant Panda

It is tempting to put the panda at number one, but I have so many questions. Like the killer whale, he looks like nature's black and white cookie, so part of me expects that panda meat would be sweet and delicious. At the same time, pandas exist on a very natural diet - all leaves and fruit. That makes me think he could taste like the finest steak around. The possibilities are indeed endless, but the lack of knowledge costs this guy the top spot.

2. Western Lowland Gorilla

If it's muscle that we're eating when we eat steaks or pork chops, than the western lowland gorilla is ideal for eating. He is virtually all muscle. You could simply grill your gorilla, but he also looks ripe for fine dining. Imagine a nice gorilla chop stuffed with spinach and feta cheese. Now we're talking! Plus, this is a guilt free endangered meal. Gorilla's never really look happy. They always seem pissed off. The look on their face makes them look like inmates on death row.

1. Rhinoceros

Barbecue fans know exactly why I put this guy at the top of the list. Look at those ribs! Plus, he looks like a very large pig, which probably means that rhino bacon ain't half bad and you can dry out his ears and feed them to the dog. Rhinoceros really is the endangered animal that keeps on giving.