Wednesday, May 12, 2010

5 Album Covers That Look Like They Were Designed by an 11 Year Old

Rock album covers are an odd thing. They are a visual artist's chance to get in on the rock scene. Some graphic designers work their whole lives to get the chance to design a major label rock album cover. That said, let's be honest. Most of them suck! Here are a list of five album covers that aren't necessarily bad, they just look like something from the mind of a preteen.


5. Unknown Artists - Sing Out For Motorcycles
I don't know anything about this album other than the cover is perfect for this list.







4. Pearl Jam - Ten
This is the album cover that speaks to both the eleven year old loser and the eleven year old sports fan. What is your biggest concern when you're in sixth grade? Just fitting in, right? Well, what says "you're one of us" more than a raised, all-hands-in huddle? Also, there are five members of Pearl Jam. They look like a basketball team!


3. Nelson - Because They Can
Here's the joke the eleven year old that designed this album cover told his friend - "Get it? They're a couple of hot, blonde bitches."






2. Rush - Fly by Night
Why does this look like it was designed by an eleven year old? Because it doesn't look like the cover of a rock album. It looks like the cover of a Harry Potter book.





1. Scorpions - Love Drive
Let's not kid ourselves. We're all ridiculously horny at age 11, and it's actually an innocent type of horny. You can't even comprehend sex yet. Just the idea of seeing a boob - let alone touching one - is enough to blow your mind. This picture is every pre-pubescent boy's dream come true. The man will literally be touching boobs for the rest of his life. Never mind that the woman looks like she is about 55.

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