5 TV Moms That Were Probably Freaks in Bed

5. Carol Brady - The Brady Bunch

This one is so easy that she almost doesn't belong on the list. But, we have to tip our hats to a woman that married a gay guy just to band his son...oh wait, that was real life.

4. Mrs. Arnold - The Wonder Years

Say what you want about Karen Arnold, but for my money there is only one woman in that house that I would want to take to bed. The woman was an air head. Her husband was kind of a douche bag. Don't you think he got exactly what he wanted in the bedroom? So much went wrong in the old man's life. His two sons are idiots. His daughter married a hippie. Don't you think he took all that frustration out on Mrs. Arnold? And she let him. Why? Because she is a fine and good woman.

3. Laura Petrie - The Dick Van Dyke Show

In a time when women wore skirts and dresses Laura Petrie wore pants! She was willing to try new things...perhaps even new positions. Plus, her husband was a television writer. Imagine all the things she had to do at those tawdry Hollywood parties.

2. Lorelai Gilmore - Gilmore Girls

If I remember the story of the show right, didn't Lorelai have her kid when she was like 16? So we know she has plenty of practice. Also, she spent so much time making sure her daughter thought she was still cool. Do you really think that need to please didn't enter the bedroom? But here's the real reason that Lorelai is on this list. Can you name a mother/daughter combo that would be more ripe to participate in the elusive mother/daughter threesome?

1. Claire Huxtable - The Cosby Show

It is almost unfair how far ahead Claire Huxtable is of the rest of these women in the freak department. She was a lawyer. She spent most of her days arguing. Do you really think she didn't bring that passion into the bedroom? She was very street smart. Something tells me she knew her way around some bondage equipment. Plus she had five kids that her husband seemed to hate. Don't you think that he would have been stepping out on the whole family if Claire didn't take care of him? Wait a second. Vanessa looked nothing like the rest of the family. Could she be the unwanted result of a threesome? Claire Huxtable, you are a dirty girl!