Thursday, May 13, 2010

10 Robots We'd Like to Party With



10. Bumble Bee from Transformers
Now, this is the Bumble Bee from the movies. You know, the one that liked to dance, sing and chase tail. There is really only one reason he is at the bottom of this list is that he is gigantic. He would break everything in your house - including your house.






9. M-O from Wall*E
There was nothing cool about M-O. He was an OCD jerk. Why do we want to party with him? Well, somebody has to clean up, and that is what this little guy was designed to do.


8. Kevin from Saved by the Bell
Kevin would be the perfect host for trivia nights at the bar. He was designed to know everything! Plus, he liked women and was designed to be forever loyal, so introduce him to a couple of hotties and there is a good chance he would give your team an unfair advantage.


7. The robots from Batteries Not Included
These little guys really would have no effect on what happens at your party. All they could really do was fly around and heal the elderly. Having them at your party would be like having a giant lava lamp or a hand chair. They are more of a conversation starter than anything.





6. Johnny 5 from Short Circuit
Johnny 5 is hilarious! Afraid you have a lame party? Bring in Johnny to pep things up. He's funny and can do some cool tricks with his eyes and hands - or is it his clamps? Either way, the guy was built to party. I seem to recall him wearing a Hawaiian shirt at one point. Nothing says "party" like a Hawaiian shirt!


5. R2-D2 from the Star Wars movies
R2 brings star power wherever he goes. Having him at your party could get you on TMZ!









4. Gigolo Joe from A.I.
Long story short, you want Gigolo Joe around because he will get you laid. That was his primary purpose! Whether he talks a flesh and blood woman into a Canadian three-way or he helps you find some sweet, robo-booty, the guy delivers.


3. Wall*E
He can smash anything - anything at all! Is there a better party trick? Plus, Wall*E is like a baby or a cute puppy. Look at those eyes. How could you not fall in love with him? You want him around, because ladies think he is adorable.


2. Bender from Futurama
There is no way around it. Bender is the coolest robot in history. Bring him to a party and it is a virtual gaurantee that your party will be "off the chain." Smoking, drinking, stealing stuff, punching people. One night with Bender is equal to a week of nights on the town with Charlie Sheen and Russell Crowe.


1. The Fembots from Austin Powers
Yes, this is a list for nerds, but we are neither dead nor gay. It doesn't matter how cool any of the other nine robots on this list are. The fact of the matter is if you are ever asked "hey, what movie robot would you like to party with?" and you do not answer "the fembots," there is something wrong with you.

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